Kids Say The Funniest Things

Updated: Sep 25, 2020

One thing I truly love about working with children is seeing the World from their perspectives. They say the funniest things.

Quotes From Kids

If you want to spend your day smiling then work with children. They never fail to surprise me with their ideas. Here's some of their ideas and questions that I will never forget...

After finding out the story of Jesus' birth.

"Who is older? God, or the Romans?"

On finding out I had no large paper in the classroom.

"We’re out of A3? It’s ok. I’ll photocopy some A4. I know how use the enlarge button."

Following an assembly about the upcoming fire drill.

"What is a fire drill? And what is it drilling?"

When we came in dressed as what we wanted to be when we grew up.

"I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt because when I grow up I just want to sit on the sofa and watch telly."

Whilst looking at Victorian photographs.

"In the olden days, when there was no colour in the World..."

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Sarah is an independent online tutor who has previously taught in UK primary schools for 17 years. She has taught across a range of settings & all primary year groups, and prides herself on having a holistic approach to teaching.

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